manly things I do on a daily basis.
1. walk around naked with a shotgun in hand.
2. poop outside
3. read about sports
4. smack my wifes butt (shes hot)
5. kill a bear with nun chucks.
6. cook some form of meat
7. walk around outside with no shoes
8. dropkick a midget then take him out for an icee at commander leslies!
9. practice diving catches
10. shotgun a fresca
11. find something to blow up with a firecracker
12. shampoo my pubes
13. daydream about killing zombies
14. build a robot
15. crop dust innocent bystanders
7 comments:
Please bless you are not outside naked, with a shotgun and no shoes while pooping and crop dusting!
you need to stop answering the door naked...with a shotgun!
i have witnessed all of these! and yes on a daily bases!
Maybe you should dye, or bleach your pubes?
Your blog makes me laugh. Thanks.
I could not agree more
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